At the Golden Palace casino buffet, a woman suddenly calls out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a nickel! Help him! Please, Help!"

A man from a nearby table stands up and announces that he is quite experienced at this sort of thing. He steps over with almost no look of concern at all, wraps his hands around the boy's gonads, and squeezes. Out pops the nickel. The man then goes back to his table as though nothing had happened.

"Thank you very much ! Thank you!" the motherr cries. "Are you a doctor or paramedic?"

"No," replies the man. "I work for the IRS.