Steve Jobs arrives at the port to heaven and hell. Peter says : You see
Steve, we don't know what to do with you. You may select "heaven" or hell

Steve peeks into heaven and sees a few boring old men sitting around at a table. Steve takes a look into hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock 'n roll, and gambling.

So Steve says, "I'm a gambler at heart, I want to go to hell"

Once in hell, Steve is immediately thrown into the fire. Steve screams " hey, what the hell is this? what happened to all the gambling, women and sex?

The devil laughs, "That was just a demo version."