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The Booming Voice

A woman walks along a deserted beach. Suddenly she hears a booming voice: DIG ! She looks around but nobody is there. I must be having hallucinations, she thinks. Then she hears the booming voice again: I Said, DIG ! So she starts digging in the sand with her bare hands, and after a few inches, she finds a small chest with a lock. The booming voice says: OPEN !

Ok, she thinks, let's open it. She finds a rock with which to blast the lock, and when the chest bursts open, she sees a lot of gold coins. The booming voice says: TO THE CASINO !

The casino is only a few miles away, so the woman takes the chest and walks to the casino. The booming voice says: ROULETTE !

So she changes all the gold into a huge pile of casino coins and goes to one of the tables, where the players stare at her with disbelief. The booming voice says: 25!

She takes her whole pile and drops it at the 25. The table nearly explodes in excitement. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball. The ball stays at the 24.
The booming voice says: oops!

 

 

 

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