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The Gratefull Tycoon

Wayne was going through a bad losing streak in Las Vegas. He had lost all his money and had to borrow a quarter from another Gambler just to use the men's room. The bathroom stall just happened to be open, so Wayne used the quarter in a slot machine and hit the jackpot. He took his winnings and went to the blackjack table and got on a roll and turned his winnings into twelve million dollars.

Wealthier than he could ever imagine. Wayne went on the lecture circuit, where he told his amazing story. He told his audiences that he was eternally grateful to the fellow gambler who changed his fortune, and if he ever saw him he would share his winnings with him. After months of lectures, a man in the audience jumps up and says, "I'm the man. I'm the one who gave you the quarter."

"You're not the man I'm looking for", replies Wayne,

"I'm looking for the man who left the door open"

 

 

 

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