There was a Billionaire in southrn Florida, who collected real live alligators. He kept them in a large pool behind his sumptuous mansion. The billionaire also had a gorgeous single daughter who was a Yasmin Bleeth look-a-like.

On a sunny Florida day he decides to throw a spectacualr party, and during the party makes an announcement, "My dear guests.. I have an offer to every man here. I will give ten million dollars or my gorgeous daughter to the man brave enough to swim across my pool full of dangerous alligators and emerge unharmed!"

The Billionaire had barely finished speaking when a large splash was heard. One man was already in the pool swimming with all his might. The crowd cheered wildly as he kept swimming. Miraculously, he made it to the other side of the pool in one piece.

The Billionaire had seen many things in his life but this took the cake. He said, "Son, that was incredible! Amazing! I didn't think it was possible! Well, an offer is an offer...which do you want, my daughter or the ten million dollars?"

The swimmer says, "Listen, I don't want your ten million! And I don't want your daughter! I just want the guy who pushed me in the pool!