A married couple is having dinner at an expensive restaurant when a gorgeous young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, whispers that she'll see him later,and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?",

"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."

The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."

"I understand," answers her husband, "But, don't forget, if we get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Rome, no wintering in Jamaica, no BMW or Mercedes in the drive way, and no more Augusta National Country Club, but it's your call."

Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a stunning brunette. "Who's that woman with Richard? " she asks.
"That's his mistress," answers her husband.

"Ours is cuter," replies the wife.