Pete, had a gambling addiction problem, every time he came
home his girlfriend would ask him how much money he lost
gambling that night. Then one night, Pete never made it
home at all, and walked into the house at 10 AM. His girlfriemd
was waiting with a murderous look on her face. Pete said
"I have something to confess, I was at the bar last
night, got drunk, and went home with the bar maid."
The girlfriend then replied " I've heard your pick
up lines. Don’t give me that bull, how much money
did you lose playing video poker last night?"