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The Lottery

Tonya is in big trouble. Her business has gone bankrupt and she's in financial trouble. She's so desperate she decides to ask God for help. She begins praying ... "God, please help me. I've lost my company and if I don't get some money soon, I will lose my home as well. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night arrives and somebody else wins it. Tonya again prays ... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my company, my home and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night arrives and Tonya still has no luck. Once again, she prays... "God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my company, my home, my car and my children are starving. I don't often ask for your help and I've always been a faitful servant. Please just let me win the lottery just once so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Tonya is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Tonya, meet me halfway on this. buy a ticket.

 

 

 

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