A Catholic priest, a rabbi, and a minister, are playing
poker when the cops raid the game. Questioning the priest,
the police officer asks: "Father Hunter, were you gambling?"
Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispers, "Lord,
forgive me for what I am about to do." To the policeman,
he then says, "No, officer, I was not gambling."
The officer then asks the minister: "Pastor Williams,
were you gambling?" Again, after an appeal to heaven,
the minister replies, "No, officer, I was not gambling."
Turning to the rabbi, the policeman again asks: "Rabbi
Libman, were you gambling?" Shrugging his shoulders,
the rabbi replies: "With whom?"