Frankie was a gambling addict, and would wager on anything
and everything that moved; tennis, figure skating, horses,
hockey, dogs, curling, football, baseball, lacrosse, basketball,
snooker and even Australian rules football games. When Frankie
was down to his last lire, he went to his best friend and
said "Rocco, I need ten thousand lire, we have no food,
I owe rent, the children need clothes for school, and the
wife is afraid to leave the house because we've bounced
checks all over town. Can you help me?"
So his Rocco gave him twenty thousand lire to help him
out, but on one condition, that he does not use the money
to gamble. Frankie's reply was "Oh don't worry, I have
money put away for that. I'm broke but I'm not irresponsible"