A woman walks into a sports bar and notices a poker game at one table. She takes a closer look and sees a dog sitting at the table. This arouses her curiosity and she walks closer and sees cards and chips in front of the dog. In the next hand she notices that cards are actually being dealt to the dog. The dog is acting like all the other players, raising, calling, discarding, the works. However none of the other players seemes to pay any mind to the extrordinary fact that they are playing poker with a dog. They just treat him like one of the boys. Finally the woman can't take it anymore so between hands she whispers to one of the players, "I can't believe that dog is playing poker, he must be one of the smartest dogs in the world!" the player smiles and says, "he's not that smart, every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."